Let me get this straight, do you want me here?

Gah! Nightmare fuel!

1) Hey! NFL lockout is over! Hey! I'm already bored of the NFL preseason.

2) Sox had a 16-inning game last week, and had a 14-inning game last night. Killing me on sleep, guys.

3) Yay! Sara's back in town! So I can be amused by people seeing us out and saying, "Wait, what? Why is SHE hanging out with HIM?" BECAUSE OF MY HUGE PENIS, DUH.



5) Speaking of being crass, I have to post this - it's horrendously NSFW, but it still makes me giggle.

6) I'm still working on the nerd-post, yes, it'll be done before the blog shutters.

7) Have I mentioned how sick I am of depo prep? Cuz I am.